Sleeping Beauty

Once upon a time there was a princess named Sleeping Beauty. Actually her name was something else, but nobody remembers what. She was too nice and too good looking, so someone got jealous and tried to kill her, but because she was strong and healthy she just fainted. But she knew that too much sleep makes you puffy and besides, she had better things to do, so she got up and started a company while waiting for the prince, and when he finally came she was doing well on her own, but she liked him anyway, so they lived happily.